The Stress Doc Letter
Cybernotes from the Online Psychohumorist
OCT 2002, Sec. ll
Fishing for Trouble
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband
returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a
restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
true, but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.