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The Stress Doc Letter
Cybernotes from the Online Psychohumorist ™

FEB 2004

Fight when you can
Take flight when you must
Flow like a dream
In the
Phoenix we trust!

Table of Contents

Shrink Rap: 
    A Country Under Pressure and Who Knows War?
More Rap:
       The Death-Birth-and-Rebirth of a Literary Notion
Heads Up:       
Dallas Morning News & The Hartford Courant
         The Mind of Steven Wright; 15 Pieces of Advice
       Training Kit; R&R CD; Safe Stress & Anger E-Books; AOL Chat

Sec. II
Main Essay:
     Disarming a Critical Aggressor:  Part II

Shrink Rap:

Notes from the Urban Battlefront

Recently I received an email from an Israeli woman, a manager of an IT call center.  For an upcoming training program, she inquired about articles on communication skills for dealing with difficult customers, as I recall.  In the course of our correspondence, the obvious hit me:  when it comes to the phenomenon of stress, this individual, alas, has an urban battlefront perspective.  I asked if she would write her impressions of the incessant tensions and the unpredictable horrors; her picture of life in the belly of the terrorist beast.  (Clearly, a Palestinian citizen would likely have his or her own traumatic perspective.  And equal time is offered.  Alas, the list of countries living under the harrowing climate of climate grows.  But the sense of tragic vulnerability surely increases as geographical land mass decreases, especially when physical boundaries between warring states hardly exist.)

My frontline correspondent specifically stated she would only share her personal and social-psychological perspective -- not a political one.  I think you'll agree the piece is not only heart wrenching, but with spare, poetic-like prose, it captures the nightmarish impact of terrorism on all facets of life -- from the individual to the familial, from the cultural to the societal.

"Who Knows War?," my own late-90s poetic reflection written when the U.S. was again on the brink of war with Iraq, follows.  But back to the painful and poignant reflection of (to quote my mother upon hearing this piece) "an articulate and courageous woman."  Shalom!

A Country Under Pressure

By Naomi from Israel

What is the meaning of everyday pressure for a citizen of a country where Terror rules for three years?

Pressure is not allowing our children to go by bus (if possible) because buses can explode.

Pressure is not driving your car too close to a Bus, because it can explode suddenly.

Pressure is living from one newscast to the next and always listening to the news in some way or another.

Pressure is having all members of the family carry a cell phone so you can immediately make a round of calls to hear that everyone is OK.

Pressure is the collapse of the cell phone system after a terrorist attack occurs.

Pressure is developing emotional self-preservation to keep you sane from one explosion to another.

Pressure is repressing most terrorist attacks because one cannot deal with the horror of them all.

Pressure is Remembering -- every one has his own traumatic personal events that trembled his soul the most:

Children losing both parents
Losing five members of the family Kernel out of nine.

Pressure is having your purse searched and your privacy invaded every public place you enter. (Malls, supermarkets, shows, libraries etc…)

Pressure is having less cultural events. Art exhibitions are no longer brought from other countries, and artists from overseas cancel their performances.

And I haven't even mentioned the economy that has deteriorated, the investments that are no longer there and the world recession that has its marks.

And I haven't even mentioned the broken up families, the psychological treatments needed, the nonstop efforts to give a boost to the nation's morale so the Israelis can continue surviving the everyday life, and it goes on and on…

All the above does not represent any political opinion or was it written for any personal benefit. The above is the opinion of one citizen, and should be read as such.

The Winds of War

by Mark Gorkin

The winds of war stir up remembrances of encounters on the edge of war...and ones tragically over the edge. Whether this current terrorist/military crisis is Known or simply known, the Stress Doc sets the scene and shares some stress survival tips, especially for those at home.

Who KNOWS War?

I have not KNOWN war; I have only known war.

I have not KNOWN the blaze of live machine gun fire pounding, screeching, whizzing overhead with mortar shells, the random blasts of crazed fun house terror. No time for the fireworks flaring, gazing in the blackest night above when you're eating dirt, crawling on all fours, cradling your baby M-16, mind numb save for the point 100 yards ahead that must be reached. But I have known it.

I have not KNOWN the fear of being smoke bombed and tear gassed in troop formation. Blinding smoky clouds, not knowing where the men in front, behind and to the sides have disappeared in a choking shroud of muffled coughs and cries and teary eyed. Paralysis, for an instant, before madly reaching for the protective mask. ("And remember, soldier, it's not a gas mask!") But I have known it.

I have not KNOWN the haunting, screaming, cold sweat post-traumatic nightmares of an Air Force Pilot so enraged and deadened by endless sorties of secret killing in the Vietnam jungle. Yet, inflicting terror and drugs is all he knows to stay alive. And still, ten years later, every night, he's condemned to replay the battle scene. I have not KNOWN this, but a client has.

I have not KNOWN the heroic highs and lifeless lows of the desperate fight to halt the surprise tank invasion of a Mid East enemy. Outnumbered ten to one. Somehow repulsing, somehow surviving despite the loss of most of your buddies in their finest hour. Nor the unspoken guilt for having done so. And this communal guilt only topped by the personal shame of the crash of a jeep you were driving while bleary eyed and bloodied: you survive and two mates die. I have not KNOWN this, but a client has.

Nor have I KNOWN the silent, anxious, weepy wait of a wandering wondering mother each day and night if "The Knock" will come. The knock at the dreaded door. The dreaded door no longer a protection against "The Visit"; against the lonely visitor declaring the end of a son's patriotic duty. I have not KNOWN this, but a friend has.

Nor have I KNOWN my childhood friend, a Hollywood handsome, athletic Adonis, back from Nam, a bloated shadow speaking gibberish until, tiring of his own impostor self on the streets of Flushing, his winning, flashing smile and innocent boyish spirit frolicking in a Killing Field. Not able to comprehend the division within; nor stand it...So jumps to his death to end the madness. But, this alas, I have known.

War is hell for all who KNOW it and it's damn stressful for those who just know it.

More Shrink Rap:

The Death-Birth-and-Rebirth of a Literary Notion

In the midst of contemplating hell, if not living it, some flowers can still bloom.  And for me, this one is a long time in coming.  More precisely, I have likened my publication quest as being pregnant for about a dozen years, with all manner of disruptions.  Believe me, I've been ready to drop.

Actually, Practice Safe Stress:  Healing and Laughing in the Face of Stress, Burnout & Depression was to have been published as a trade paperback in late 2000 or early 2001 by AdviceZone.com.  Unfortunately, this .com, like so many other IT and telecommunications ventures, had a total meltdown by the late Spring of 2001.  And the finish line for my baby and me evaporated.

It took almost a year to get over my shock and grief, with 9/11, of course, added to the boiling mix.  Once I did, and once I began reconnecting with the manuscript, I was reminded of my very mixed feelings working with the assigned editor.  As a new author, I acquiesced to often regarding editorial shaping and book direction.  (She had worked on a stress book in the Dummies series.  I should have known there would be a struggle:  my goal was the "thoughtful pop psychology" genre.)  While we did work well together on occasion, I finally put my foot down when she wanted to change the wording of my poetic insight on the regenerative potential of grief:

Whether the loss is a key person, a desired position or a powerful illusion each deserves the respect of a mourning.  The pit in the stomach, the clenched fist and quivering jaw, the anguished sobs prove catalytic in time.  In mystical fashion, like spring upon winter, the seeds of dissolution bear fruitful renewal.

Anyway, most of the battle scars have faded.  The last couple of years have allowed enabled me to put my own stamp and style on the work.  (Those added years of pregnancy seem to have fostered a big baby; it's a 370-page book.  I wasn't much heavier at 5lbs, 7ozs.)  Ladies and gentleman, without further ado, the book you've all been waiting for.  (Okay, the book that I've been longing for…)  Practice Safe Stress, a joint production of Stress Doc Enterprises and 1stBooksLibrary.  (See the link directly below for ordering both the trade paperback and e-book versions.  Shortly you will also be able to order the book from my website -- www.stressdoc.com .

So seek the higher power of Stress Doc humor:  May the Farce Be with You!

Dear Mark,

Congratulations!  Your book has gone "live" and is now available for sale on the 1stBooks website http://www.1stbooks.com/bookview/15676 ! Your book will soon be available for sale through thousands of retailers nationwide!  A courtesy copy of your book, Practice Safe Stress, is being mailed to you.

Heads Up:

1. Quoted in, "Enough to Make Your Head Spin," The Dallas Morning News/Texas Living, Jan 13, 2004, by Michael Precker; about the stress of not being able to find a job after a layoff.

2. Quoted in, "Hate for the Holidays," The Hartford Courant/Life, Dec 22, 2003, by Greg Morago; about why holding a grudge, or at least honestly acknowledging the same, may not be such a bad thing.

3. Quoted in, "The Barbarian Invasions," The Hartford Courant/Life, Jan 11, 2004, by Greg Morago; why "bon mots have given way to the humor of cruelty."

I like these lines of mine (such a narcissist):  "A good humorist doesn't want to kill the prey, just capture it.  Or give it a little bit of a wound and let it go," said syndicated humorist Mark Gorkin.  "The point is, I think we lost that capacity for discrimination.  Humor can certainly have its edge. But instead of a scalpel, today's humorists are using an ax."

Gorkin said another reason for the growth in heartless humor is that we're a society that reads less and relies heavily on visuals (the immediate processing of movies, TV, video games and computers).  Our minds, he said, aren't conditioned to conjure the literary references or make the analogies that clever humor requires.

"Society is moving at such a fast pace, who has the time to do the mental gymnastics?  We're going for the cheapest shots, the easiest shots," he said.

"We're not doing the mental integration and looking at things for the larger picture.  We're seeing the obvious target and bombing it."

Wit requires reflection, Gorkin said, something we just don't do much these days.  "There will always be a segment of the population that will appreciate the thoughtful witticisms," he said.  But as society becomes more and more fast paced, the way we process information is more superficial and immediate."

Hmmm...I think Greg helped me sound good!  ;-)


From:   PCorell@HOPSTEINER.com

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous scientist who once said:  "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates."

His mind sees things differently than we do, to our amazement and amusement.  Here are more of his gems:

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!


15 Pieces of Advice!

From: CJSTELLA2000

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different  faces  so you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.  Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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Mark Gorkin, LICSW, "The Stress Doc" ™
, an international/Celebrity Cruise Lines speaker, training consultant, psychotherapist, syndicated writer, and upcoming author of Practice Safe Stress:  Healing and Laughing in the Face of Stress, Burnout & Depression.  Mark, recently interviewed by BBC Radio, has a multi-award-winning,
USA Today Online "HotSite" -- www.stressdoc.com -- cited as workplace resource in a National Public Radio feature.  As AOL's "Online Psychohumorist," ™ Mark runs his weekly Shrink Rap and Group Chat.  Email for his monthly newsletter recently showcased on List-a-Day.com.For more info on the Doc's "Practice Safe Stress" programs, email stressdoc@aol.com or call 202-232-8662.

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